Choose one of the two quotes below, and explain in 1-2 sentences why it may be humorous to the
reader.
"The honest sailor took advantage of the Professor's enthusiasm to double the fare."
"The captain, M. Bjarne, was on board, and was rather surprised at the energy and cordiality with which
his future passenger shook him by the hand."

Answer:

The honest sailor took advantage of the Professor's enthusiasm to double the fare

Explanation:

Answer:

Explanation:

the first one because it says "the honest sailor took advantage" this is houmorous  to some because its not true the sailor just wanted more money

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when mother Teresa was awarded with nobel Peace Prize?​

WHAT IS THE SIXTH LETTER IN THE 8 LETTER WORD THAT STARTS WITH A "C" THAT MEANS "TO PRESERVE OR PROTECT A RESOURCE":

All children have the right to quality eduction . How can we ensure this right to every child ? Discuss the role of the goverment and the parents to make sure that every child can attend school.
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Read this excerpt from the acknowledgements page of a book on the Rosetta Stone.

I want to thank the following individuals and institutions for their help in providing research material and illustrations:
Sue Alexander
The British Museum, London
The New York Public Library

What conclusion can be drawn from the excerpt?

Sue Alexander is the illustrator of the book.
The Rosetta Stone is located at the British Museum.
Acknowledgements pages thank institutions more than individuals.
The New York Public Library has information about the Rosetta Stone

What is the tone to “Be Glad Your Nose is On Your Face”.

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Rewrite the sentence adding a nonrestrictive element using commas.

Mr.Dan drinks his coffee every morning.

Alice is writing a review for the recent production of Shakespeare's As You Like It at her college. Alice is known for her humorous and satirical tone in her reviews. Read the introduction paragraph.
William Shakespeare's comedy As You Like It was recently performed here at our college by a group of student actors and actresses. While the plot is intended to be a comedy, the audience was laughing for all the wrong reasons. Missed lines, costume malfunctions, and props falling apart had the audience incredibly amused. This slapstick rendition of a Shakespearean comedy gets slapped with a "dislike" from this reviewer.
Which revision will best help Alice achieve a humorous tone?
Remove the following statement:
This slapstick rendition of a Shakespearean comedy gets slapped with a "dislike" from this reviewer.
Revise the first sentence--"William Shakespeare's comedy
As You Like It was recently performed here at our college by a group of student actors and actresses."--to have more compelling opening.
Give more background on the play.

Spanish , Mandarin Chinese and Korean are three of the most widely spoken languages in the United States after English what type of heritage language do these languages represent?

Which sentence would most likely be found in a cause-and-effect text?
O The US quarter is a popular coin that comes in many varieties.
O By saving money over time, kids can afford big purchases.
O Coin collecting is a popular hobby for people of all ages.
O The Lincoln penny was the first example of a presidential coin.

Which of the following quotes best represents the theme of gender in the novel?

•None of the Iraqi men seemed to take notice of Marla, but the women did, and I saw one of them smiling."

•"We want freedom, we want love, we want a chance to go to heaven when the time comes."

•we will be able to divert men away from that operation to providing security for your people."

•You're not allowed to treat Iraqis."

In Of Mice and Men, who said this quotation, “You hadda, George, I swear you hadda. Come with me.”

what does the suffix ous mean in wondrous

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What some words that describe a global citizen?

Read this excerpt from a poem. The dock was far from view The hour of night was near Unbeknown to the laboring crew Cruel darkness crept o'er the stern. Which line contains personification? 0 The dock was far from view 0 The hour of night was near o Unbeknown to the laboring crew O Cruel darkness crept o'er the stern​

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6. Which passage from the text most strongly supports the answer to
Question 5? *
A. “Mrs. Song never figured out which neighbor blabbed."
B. “Mrs. Song hadn't felt any pity for the woman. 'The traitor probably deserved what
she got,' she'd said to herself."
C. "When he returned home, he got a tongue-lashing from his wife that was almost
harsher than the interrogation. It was the worst fight of their marriage."
D. "Chang-bo's offhand remark was precisely the kind of thing that could result in
deportation to a prison camp in the mountains if the offender didn't have a solid
position in the community."

if given a chance to be the overall in charge of the national security council of the country, what will be your (3) top priority security programs for your countrymen? explain.​

Which detail best supports Cameron's opinion that he was hooked on making things out of metal

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Which sentence could best be added to this paragraph as a supporting detail

Instruction: In a group, read the paragraph about birth order. Complete each sentence with who,
whom, that, or whose. The first one is done for you as an example.
Birth order researchers have discovered some interesting information (1. that 1) can help us
understand our colleagues better. Do you have a difficult boss (2.
----) authoritarian
personality makes your life difficult? If so, your boss might be a firstborn child. Children (3. -----
--- ) are born first are often more authoritarian than their younger siblings. Do you have a
coworker (4.
--) is passive, but particularly creative and insightful? This person may be
a middle child. People (5. ----------) have both older and younger siblings are often passive
because their older siblings were responsible for their well-being when they were young. The
creativity (6.---------------) they exhibit might be the effect of their having spent a lot of time on
their own due to having to share parental attention with their older and younger siblings. People
(7.-------- ------) you work with (8. --- ------) are controlling may be youngest children.
These people are also likely to be more social than co-workers (9.
) are middle​

In the blank space next to the sentence, type the letter F if the item or part of the item is a sentence fragment, and the letter S if the item is a complete
sentence.
“In every class”

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Read the passage.

I Can Make You Rich!

Let’s talk about get-rich books—you know, the kind that tell you six habits that can make you a billionaire or seventeen strategies for becoming a celebrity. There are zillions of these expert tomes, and to me that fact is pretty amazing in itself. Can there be so many reliable ways to get rich, each of them so dependable that anyone spending fifteen dollars on a paperback can turn that trivial investment into a fortune? Can there be so many super-rich people in the world who want to take time off from their busy round of moneymaking to write books advising the rest of us how to compete with them? Frankly, I doubt it. And yet if you patrol the aisles of a bookstore or click through the website of an online bookseller, you’ll be staggered by the sheer number of success strategies that all, apparently, work. And meanwhile, do the methods which they so freely give to the entire world contain any shred of originality or surprise? No! Those six habits all turn out to be what everyone already knows: Be assertive but not obnoxious; know how to get the best from the people you manage; take time to recharge; recognize opportunity—and so on. If these obvious (and often useful) recommendations were enough to make people rich, everyone in the nation would own a yacht and a villa.
Read this sentence from the essay.

Can there be so many reliable ways to get rich, each of them so dependable that anyone spending fifteen dollars on a paperback can turn that trivial investment into a fortune?

How does the phrase "trivial investment" in this sentence affect the essay?


It suggests that anyone can become rich for practically nothing.

It suggests that the advice is worth more than what one will pay for it.

It suggests that the book buyer is planning for the future.

It suggests that the book buyer shouldn't worry about spending money.

Pygmalion Discussion Questions - Act III

Contemplate the significance of Higgins’s reaction to the landscape outside his mother’s window and what it says about his character. Compare the settings of their two homes as described by the author and reflect on the subsequent character traits those settings would indicate.

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Read the following selection from Act III of Romeo and Juliet. What conflict does the line in bold most closely represent?
O, what a beast was I to chide at him!
Man vs. Self
Man vs. Man
Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Society

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What is the tone of this sentence from “The Oldest and Youngest Places on Earth”?

It is unknown whether the earth's youngest island will last for long, but it has already exceeded expectations.


skeptical

optimistic

puzzled

neutral

A man is feesing the tiger​

Why do some authors use a linear rather than a nonlinear plot structure?