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The perimeter of a rectangle is 50 inches. Its width measures 11 inches. What is its length? Let x = the length of the rectangle. Choose the equation that represents this problem.​

Write ONE word or phrase that Poe uses to create the mood of "The Cask of Amontillado." Then explain the effect the word has on the audience.

compose a slogan that shows the significance of the cultural heritage

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Ladies and Gents, I’m a humble fella. I don’t wear fancy clothes or put on airs. I’ve been elected to the Senate four times, but if you ask me, my job involves one thing and one thing only: to be a servant. A public servant, I’ll add, but still a servant nonetheless. My only task is to help people and do things for people. That’s it. All the rest of it is just hogwash.

Which of the following terms describe the diction of the paragraph? Circle all that apply.
A. Friendly. B. Formal.
C. Folksy. D. Serious.
E. Soaring. F. Hilarious.
G. Informal. H. Playful.
I. Aggressive. J. Modest.

Write another word that you think describes the diction of the paragraph.

100 POINTS TO BRAINLIEST ANSWER!!! IF YOU LIE IM GONNA REPORT!! Which statement best explains the situational irony that occurs in the passage?

The aunt wants the bachelor to tell a good story, but he does not.
The bachelor fears that the children will not like his story, but they do.
The bigger girl does not expect the bachelor to tell a story, but he does.
The aunt does not expect the bachelor to tell a story, but he does.

What perspective took a geometric approach to understanding three-
dimensional space on a flat canvas in order to create depth in drawings and
paintings?
A. Daubs perspective
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B. Abstract perspective
C. Balance perspective
D. Linear perspective

Your editor wants you to replace your short story's backdrop setting of a library with a garden. What effect would following your editor's advice have on your story's development?
The plot would develop in a different direction
The story would not be drastically affected
The tone would need to be adjusted
The behavior of the characters would change

Repetition is a strategy for remembering information in which you read, write and say the information a number of times
Read the information.
Write the information.
Say the information.
Repeat the first three steps at least three times.
Use repetition to remember the following information.
Rio de Janeiro lies beneath Sugar Loaf Mountain on the coast of Brazil.

Read the excerpt from "Daughter of Invention".

"iYa, ya!" She waved them out of her room at last. "There is no use trying to drink spilt milk, that's for sure."

What does Laura’s attempt at trying to use an English idiom reveal about her character?

She is very careful about the way she uses the English language.
She is hesitant to speak English most of the time.
She is eager to try English phrases and expressions.
She prefers to speak in Spanish, rather than English.

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Which three strategies are elements of a persuasive essay?
making a call to action to create change
equally arguing for and against an issue
giving logical reasons and examples
using vague or unspecific details
acknowledging a counterargument

2 examples of primary source

3. Who was originally given the spot as the new leader of the sled team?

The term 'top dollar'. Why might a company charge top dollar? Why might someone pay top dollar?

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Which is the MOST specific replacement for the italicized word in this sentence?
My “tricky” niece secured her brother's toy without his knowledge.
Smart
brilliant
crafty
intelligent

In animal farm Discuss the value of education and a “hunger to learn” as it is symbolized in Chapter 3 and 4 by the skill of reading.

1.
Which following sentence is written in active voice?
a. My phone was stolen by someone yesterday.
c. The party will celebrate her birthday.
d. Romeo's presence at the Capulet party was disapproved of
by Tybalt.

Which presidential candidate won today debate and what issue discussed at the debate was the most important? with trump and Biden pls help

2. What is your prediction for the future of the internet in the next 20 years?

If the prefix anti means against, then what is an antigovernment newspaper?

On Women's Right to Vote
by Susan Anthony (excerpt)
Select all the correct answers.
Friends
ellow citizens: stand before you tonight under
Indictment for the alleged crime of having voted at the last
What two arguments does Susan B. Anthony use to argue that women are entitled to vote?
presidential election, without having a lawful right to vote.
shall be my work this evening to prove to you that In thus
voting, not only committed no crime, but, instead, simply
She states that the founding documents confer rights on all people, including
exercised my citizen's rights, guaranteed to me and all United
women, and therefore women are entitled to vote.
States citizens by the National Constitutlon, beyond the power
considered citizens and therefore have the right to vote.
The preamble of the Federal Constitution says:
we, the people of the United States, in order to form a more
She states that women already have rights, and they need the right to vote in order
perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility,
to protect these rights.,
provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare,
She states that If the Constitution can guarantee certain rights to racial and ethnic
posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the
United States of America."
She states that women have evolved since the time the Constitution was written, so
It was we, the people; not we, the white male citizens; nor yet
they have earned more responsibility governing the country.
the Union. And we formed it, not to give the blessings of liberty,
but secure them; not to the half of ourselves and the half of
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our posterity, but to the whole people-women as well as men.
She states that wornen who are born in the United States are automatically
and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our
minorities, then it must give women of all races the right to vote.
we the male citizens; but we, the whole people, who formed
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Help ASAP STORY "The Lottery"


1. In “The Lottery,” the first drawing of the lottery is done by

-the mother in the family.

-the youngest child in the family.

-the head of the family.

-the oldest child in the family.


2. In “The Lottery,” Tessie is the only one to protest. What is the implication of this reason? *

-They will all be killed if they try to protest.

-It is considered a ritual that they believe they will benefit from.

-They are all crazy.

-They are brainwashed.


3. This is a required question

In “The Lottery,” the box used to select names mostly symbolizes *

-the people who have participated over the years.

-the heads of families in each household.

-the relationships of the people in the town.

-the tradition of the lottery.


4. In “The Lottery,” when Old Man Warner calls the places that have stopped the lottery a “pack of crazy fools,” it is implied that he *

-thinks the lottery is outrageous.

-believes in the ritual of the lottery.

-is just a moody old man.

-hates change.


5. In "The Lottery," what part of DIDLS does "pack of crazy fools" BEST represent? *

-animalistic diction

-imagery

-detail

-colloquial language

-syntax

Still, Raven could tell the men were not truly happy. They did not have companions to join them in caring for the earth. So Raven, wise and determined, searched the earth and sea until he found a group of women trapped inside a chiton. He brought them to the men. The two groups of humans fit well together, and Raven became very protective of his people.

—"The Raven and the First Men:
The Beginnings of the Haida”

Based on this passage, what values do the Haida have about companionship? Check all that apply.

Women and men work well together.
Humans should live alone.
The best way for people to become companions is to be trapped.
People can suit each other when they come together as companions.
Companionship is good for people.

Food allergy and food intolerance are both the body’s reactions to some ingredient in food. However, they affect different body systems.
When a person is allergic to a food, his or her body mistakes an ingredient in the food as harmful. A protein in a food is usually the culprit. The body’s immune system tries to attack the food. The most common food allergies are to nuts, milk, soy products, fish, shellfish, and wheat.
On the other hand, food intolerance is a digestive system problem. When someone is intolerant to a food, it means that his or her body cannot properly digest or break it down. The food irritates his or her digestive system. Lactose (the sugar found in dairy products like milk and cheese) is the most common food intolerance.
While some of the symptoms of food allergy and intolerance are the same—nausea and stomach pain—most of them are drastically different. Common symptoms of food intolerance are mostly annoying or uncomfortable. They include diarrhea, gas, cramps, bloating, and headaches. Food intolerance can be treated with over-the-counter medication.
Food allergies can be very severe. Some people develop rashes or hives, have chest pains or shortness of breath, and in some cases, they can even go into shock. When this happens, a person may not be able to breathe, and his or her blood pressure drops very quickly. Food allergies can even result in death. Many people have to carry around medicine that is prescribed by a doctor in case they have an allergic reaction.

Which sentence from the passage gives readers a clue of its organization?
A.
The most common food allergies are to nuts, milk, soy products, fish, shellfish, and wheat.

B.
When this happens, a person may not be able to breathe, and his or her blood pressure drops very quickly.

C.
Common symptoms of food intolerance are mostly annoying or uncomfortable.

D.
On the other hand, food intolerance is a digestive system problem.

How can strong information skills help you in this area

The word esteem comes from the Middle English root estemen, which means “to fix the value of.” Based on this information, what is the most likely definition of esteem as used in paragraph 3 of “Shakespeare and Samurai (and Robot Ninjas?)”?



A. A scathing judgment

B. To categorize

C. A favorable opinion

D. Moderate rating

Match each of the following prefixes with its meaning
27. ___ super-
28. ___ inter-
29. ___ intra-
30. ___ counter-
31. ___ anti-
32. ___ hyper
33. ___ pseudo-
34. ___ non/un
35. ___ in-
36. ___ ad-
37. ___ com-
A. against or opposite
B. not, in, within, on, or toward
C. above or higher than
D. opposition or opposite
E. with
F. to or toward
G. between or among
H. over, above, or excessive
I. within or inside of
J. fake or sham
K. not